sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
THERE WAS THIS CAT OUTSIDE OF A STORE AND IT WAS JUST SITTING IN SOME FLOWER BEDS AND IT WAS SO PHOTOGENIC AND CUTE IM STILL DYING
Ernest Hemingway once won a bet by crafting a six-word short story, that can make people cry. Here it is.
Shark (by NoMorePaperCuts)
is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem
Only if you show your working
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF
I CAN HEAR HER IN MY HEAD
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain
I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans
there are two kinds of people
and i am both of them
i can’t wait to sit there with my 20 cats, ugh than my friends will come over and ill say come sit on my throne of pussy
i wanna sit there. Look out, curl up into a blanket, and just cry. I’d just listen to music and cry.